Well, the first leg of my bonus whoring journey is over. Just finished grinding out the last couple hundred raked hands from paradise. The results:

1/2 LHE, 5 max
Deposit: $200
Cash out: $424
Net: +$224
Profit via bonus: $100
Profit via play: $124
BB/100: about 5

I'm very satisfied with the result. Played probably 2500ish hands total to get my 1000 raked, which gives me a very respectable BB/100 figure. Actually, I probably overestimated the number of hands I played, so that number might be higher...I dunno. 2500 hands isn't really enough to say for sure, but it looks like I'm crushing the 1/2 over at paradise pretty well. It's a shame that the software sucks.

Now, for my next whoring destination...I dunno. Maybe UB for their 40% to $200, maybe stars for the 20% to $100, maybe the Party 20% reload bonus. I'll keep the internet updated.